Jokes
Type in google where can i find Chuck Norris and click im feeling lucky...
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February 18, 2010
This gay guy goes to the doctor and asks him, "Doctor, How can I grow hair on my chest?"
Doctor replies,"Well you take this vasoline and you rub it on your chest for 10 days."
Gay guy says," Really? That's all I've gotta do?'
Doctor says, "Yep, That's all you've gotta do!"
So the gay guy goes home and he sits in front of the mirror checking himself out as he's rubbing this vasoline on his chest. Then suddenly his roomate(who is a straight guy) walks in and says, "What the HELL are you doing!!"
The gay guy says,'The doctor said if I rub this vasoline on my chest for 10 days then I will grow hair on chest!".
His roomate replies, "Bullshit! If that was the case you'd have a ponytail growing out of your ASS!"
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November 11, 2009
A little boy is taking a shower with his mother and he looks down and asks,"Mamma, What is that?"
She replies, "Oh! That's just my beaver!".
So the next day he's taking a shower with his grandma. He asked, "Grandma, What is that?"
She replies, "Oh Honey, that's just my beaver!"
Little boy says,"Well! You're Beaver must be DEAD cause it's tongue is hanging out!"
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November 11, 2009
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.
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November 11, 2009
Why does the blonde always looks down when is talking to forigners?
So she can read the translation.
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November 11, 2009
A drunk fell from the fourth floor of a building and when he hit the ground people ran to him and said what happened?
The drunk said i dont know i just got here.
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November 11, 2009
There is a mun and baby bat. The mum bat goes off to get some blood, she comes back later with blood all around her mouth, the baby bat says "where did you get all that blood?" and mum bat says "you see that tree over ther? Well, I didn't!"
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November 11, 2009
what do you call a monkey on a hot air balloon? a hot air baboon
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November 11, 2009
There was a baby who had a lolipop. He droped his lolipop and his mother said: no baby don't pick it up it's to dirty. Then the mother fell down and the baby said: no mummy don't stand up your to dirty.
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November 11, 2009
A blond goes into a pawn shop and says can i buy dat tv he said no cuz u r a blond den she goes dies her hair black and she trys again and he said no cuz u r a blond den she goes and shaves it off an she goes can i buy dat tv an de says no u r a blond she says how do u no that he says becse thats a microwave
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November 11, 2009
