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|Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots.Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: Two physicians.Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: What penguins see with.


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