While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke.
"I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldnt get enough of, it was wine.
"I wish I could pee wine. Thats my wish."
"Granted." And the genie disappeared. Later that day, the mans wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass.
"Why only one glass?" asked her wife.
"Youre drinking out of the bottle tonight."
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