Men/Woman
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.
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November 11, 2009
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened.
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November 11, 2009
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.The guy with the rubber dick couldn't have sex because it wasn't hard.The guy with the wooden dick couldn't have sex because the otherperson would get splinters. Finally, the third guy with a nine foot dick says, "See that girl overthere? Bam. Got her."
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November 11, 2009
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked the other.The first guy replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
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November 11, 2009
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
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November 11, 2009
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband."A penny for your thoughts," she said."It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."
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November 11, 2009
What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him.
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November 11, 2009
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
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November 11, 2009
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90% of the men that tried Camels still prefer women.
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November 11, 2009
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
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November 11, 2009
