Men/Woman
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him."Billy," said his dad, "doing that will make you go blind""Dad," he replied, "I'm over here!"
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November 11, 2009
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.
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November 11, 2009
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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November 11, 2009
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was for me?'
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November 11, 2009
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.
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November 11, 2009
How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off.
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November 11, 2009
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.
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November 11, 2009
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.
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November 11, 2009
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
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November 11, 2009
"Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.
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November 11, 2009
