Medicine
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over to the examinationbed and says, "Stick it through that curtain."Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out hispenis and sticks it through the crack in the curtains."That's not a foot!" screams the nurse on duty."Holy shit, lady!" the drunk exclaims, "I never knew you hada minimum!"
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November 11, 2009
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.
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November 11, 2009
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week.""I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor."Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half- hourin the morning and again at night.""No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?""Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."
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November 11, 2009
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago...""Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.""Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on thefarm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautifuldaughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything Iwanted.I said, "No, everything is fine.""Are you sure?" she asked."I'm sure," I said."Isn't there anything I can do for you???" she wanted to know."I reckon not," I replied."Excuse me," said the doctor, "What the hell does this story have to dowith your broken leg?!?!?""Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"
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November 11, 2009
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
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November 11, 2009
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead ofa ticket. So, he asks the man his name."Fred," he replies."Fred what?" the officer asks."Just Fred," the man responds.When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that heused to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born FredDingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all thetime. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When Igot older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went throughcollege, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD."After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back toschool. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got mydegree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. Got bored doing dentistry soI started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I wasFred Dingaling MD DDS with VD."Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I wasFred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA takingaway my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me asFred Dingaling with VD."Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."The officer let him go without even a warning.
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November 11, 2009
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said,"Don't move -- I'll be right back."When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in amazement, "How did you get that in your mouth, you can't even move?""I hiccupped."
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November 11, 2009
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.
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November 11, 2009
What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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November 11, 2009
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice this problem?What problem?
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