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I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're out of there-Charlie Viracola
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November 11, 2009
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one jar!
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November 11, 2009
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
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November 11, 2009
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin
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November 11, 2009
The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can't find you when they owe YOU money-Jay Leno
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November 11, 2009
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents.-Conan O'Brien
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November 11, 2009
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before-George Carlin
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November 11, 2009
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
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November 11, 2009
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."-Mitch Hedberg
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November 11, 2009
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. "Pollution? It's those damn trees."Jay Leno
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November 11, 2009
