Celebrities
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
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November 11, 2009
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
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November 11, 2009
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both black and white."This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,"Honey, God is both gay and straight."At this Little Johnny?s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"
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November 11, 2009
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!
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November 11, 2009
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
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November 11, 2009
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Marisa
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November 11, 2009
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrots.
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November 11, 2009
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. "Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali growled. "Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane!"
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November 11, 2009
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out
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November 11, 2009
What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
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November 11, 2009
